Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #3700
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should...
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #12757
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
Quote #17868
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
Quote #28100
Come, for the House of Hope is built on sand bring wine, for the...
Quote #15163
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
Quote #4742
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #25854
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...