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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don?t mind, it doesn?t...
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I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big...
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future...
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Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it...
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to...