Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #5056
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Quote #30604
After you’ve done a thing the same way for two years, look it over...
Quote #28399
I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #5474
When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #25717
Lust of power burns more fiercely than all the passions combined.
Quote #22951
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...