Quote #11750
Life in common among people who love each other is the ideal of happiness.
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #29613
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #23928
To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act We...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #1263
Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
Quote #30911
By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn.