Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #14214
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
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But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and...
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In the realm of ideas it is better to let the mind sally forth,...
Quote #31958
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #32957
So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea...
Quote #3388
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish...
Quote #30881
Better be quarreling than lonesome.