Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #12318
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
Quote #20790
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #1390
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #31700
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
Quote #32380
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #14515
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at...
Quote #7792
I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me.