Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or...
Quote #6740
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #34816
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Quote #24346
The art of love … is largely the art of persistence.
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #12919
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Quote #34410
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...