Quote #32746
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #23596
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
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Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #7858
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...