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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
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It is in this unearthly first hour of spring twilight that earth’s almost agonized...
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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of...
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Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
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We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
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Creditors have better memories than debtors.
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Every animal knows more than you do. Nez Perce