Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #32363
Education is not received. It is achieved.
Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #4766
Determine never to be idle…It is wonderful how much may be done if we...
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #31101
Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
Quote #31278
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #14520
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Quote #30146
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...