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I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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When someone does something good, applaud You will make two people happy.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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The best government rests on the people, and not on the few, on persons...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a...
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The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions...
Quote #24879
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
Quote #21235
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.