Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #13263
“People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things.”
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #19087
The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
Quote #29142
Once I decide to do something, I can’t have people telling me I can’t....
Quote #14549
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Quote #11061
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #27051
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.