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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #6545
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #5257
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Quote #401
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #27071
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust,...
Quote #31958
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #29761
Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion...