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There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of...
Quote #4175
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly...
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What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well...
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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History’s lessons are no more enlightening than the wisdom of those who interpret them.
Quote #25465
Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.