Quote #12974
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #6705
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #2366
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be –...
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Quote #24834
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
Quote #546
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.