Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #20806
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than...
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All Faith is false, all Faith is true: Truth is the shattered mirror strown...
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins cash and experience. Take...
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.