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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
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Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success.
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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The most painful state of living is remembering the future.
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Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.