Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #8221
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #14785
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our...
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #26858
Make the iron hot by striking it.
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #28880
A moment’s thought shows that man’s feeling of isolation has no foundation, biologically or...