Quote #30194
Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28093
I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Quote #19158
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Quote #30247
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Quote #33374
By courage I repel adversity.
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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart...
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It’s counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very...
Quote #29691
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...