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Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first...
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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all...
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Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you...
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion...
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If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #31795
We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...