Quote #11038
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the...
Quote #33796
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Quote #13440
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #33330
Wildness. We’re running out of it, even up in Alaska. People need to be...
Quote #31502
You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons,...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #18474
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...
Quote #5886
Whatever you are, be a good one.
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...