Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #19789
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
Quote #11890
Getting old is not for sissies.
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #22739
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #3138
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
Quote #28736
No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
Quote #1366
Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Quote #30098
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.