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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
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The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
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Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...