Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28303 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Seneca Quote #13065 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
Robert Albert Bloch Quote #25727 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anxiety is a thin stream of fear trickling through the mind. If encouraged, it...
Robert Benchley Quote #4204 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Oscar Wilde Quote #2561 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote #7263 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dr. John H. Watson, referring to Sherlock Holmes, in "A Scandal in Bohemia" Quote #5219 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quote #34461 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
P. G. Wodehouse Quote #33171 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Terry Goodkind, "Blood of the Fold" Quote #8595 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 But if used for retribution, magic is vengeance incarnate.