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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of...
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I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If someone betrays you once, it?s their fault; if they betray you twice, it?s...
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
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Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our...
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It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
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I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...
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I could not at any age be content to take my place in a...
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Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into...