Quote #20428
There are now-a-days professors of philosophy but not philosophers.
Quote #33298
Every sale has five basic obstacles no need, no money, no hurry, no desire,...
Quote #14605
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13685
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Quote #14895
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #15575
A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to...
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.
Quote #9968
The only excuse for creating something useless is that one admires it intensely.
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...