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Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to...
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the...
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Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
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Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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Being a man, ne’er ask the gods for a life set free from grief,...
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...