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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
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Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play...
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to...
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but...
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A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Quote #20449
It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.