Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #7048
No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Quote #17059
There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #3180
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy...
Quote #33230
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #27328
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #6896
Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
Quote #17120
When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.