Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28319 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Russell Baker Quote #20358 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28375 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Logan Pearsall Smith Quote #20584 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Edward Shepherd Mead Quote #647 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Joe Moore Quote #30142 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Joe Moore Quote #30147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Salvador Dali Quote #14213 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Elbert Hubbard Quote #731 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects Quote #4264 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that...