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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should...
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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is...
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
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Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of...
Quote #10427
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...
Quote #12292
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which...