Quote #20860
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #7552
Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #19870
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now–always.
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #25326
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...
Quote #11325
As he thinks in his heart, so he is.
Quote #26149
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...