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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
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He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
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A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one...
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
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At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are...
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In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.