Quote #24469
I find my familiarity with thee has bred contempt.
Quote #29734
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
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If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #17122
Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #30257
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...