Quote #4193
Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him: a...
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #28167
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Quote #21032
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Quote #31509
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...
Quote #13779
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #12696
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but...
Quote #13097
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...