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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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This secret spoke Life herself unto me ‘Behold,’ said she, ‘I am that which...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
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Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
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Childhood has no forebodings, but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived...
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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.