Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #15190
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #26077
A fanatic is one compelled to action by the need to find a strong...
Quote #32770
I’m very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was...
Quote #655
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...
Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #17698
We shall have lost something vital and beyond price on the day when the...