Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #8488
Poor Mexico – so far from God and so close to the United States.
Quote #15399
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign...
Quote #33384
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I...
Quote #8451
There are many people who reach their conclusions about life like schoolboys: they cheat...
Quote #29831
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #12898
The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is...