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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
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O for a life of Sensations rather than of Thoughts.
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Remember happiness doesn’t depend on who you are or what you have it depends...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #16977
In the woods is perpetual youth.
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Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man...
Quote #10779
It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are...