Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #13434
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #19087
The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
Quote #10415
Politics doesn?t make strange bedfellows–marriage does.
Quote #18331
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Quote #13112
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth…
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #3733
There is nothing more practical than a good theory.
Quote #27357
People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...