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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
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The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.