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Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #11596
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…