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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
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Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and...
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #11599
Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.