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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
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Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
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Action is consolatory. It is the enemy of thought and the friend of illusions.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #15220
“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...