Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #33178
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...
Quote #23226
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
Quote #26966
As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #27023
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the Greatness...
Quote #17772
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
Quote #2148
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.