Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #34863
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #14584
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be...
Quote #30979
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still...
Quote #5220
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
Quote #17192
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20876
See first that the design is wise and just that ascertained, pursue it resolutely...