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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but...
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We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the...
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
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A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
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Anger is a bad counselor.
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Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...