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I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
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If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
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The mind is not sex-typed.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Art is anything you can get away with.
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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.