Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #6204
I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #15942
When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets.
Quote #6396
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
Quote #17314
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
Quote #9784
For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.
Quote #1769
I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #34391
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.