Quote #234
Life is too short for traffic.
Quote #17958
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies...
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #15584
Our opportunities to do good are our talents.
Quote #15643
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #30631
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #30582
Believe nothing against another but on good authority and never report what may hurt...
Quote #29368
That’s the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize...
Quote #13939
That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.